mis cachorros (arriba la libertad de expresion!!!):
debo decirles que durante varios anios trate de resistirme y me resisti, la tv eran solamente peliculas, noticieros y a lo mas el discovery channel, pero las malas infuencias, el yucateco, pero sobre todo mi primo emilio me hicieon caer y cai (perdon, soy debil).. mi vida social pende de un hilo. en mi trabajo el hulero de mi jefe esta a punto de correrme y por que..porque a mi primito se le ocurrio prestarme l aprimea temporada de 24 y las 2 de lost ( y no contento con esto me llevo y compre la 4 de 24 y el la 3 de lost) y yo redondito!!!
y para acabarla me mandaron esto:
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- Jack Bauer makes Onions cry.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
- Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.
- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- Jack Bauer's favorite colour is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
- It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.
- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer
- Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f*cking do it.
y tengio 3 afirmaciones. despues de ver l aprimera temporada de lost en 4 dias puedo decir:
1.- kate no es asesina, luego luego se le ve que es bien buena (traducido del ingles be como ser o estar)
2.- si yo estubiera en esa isla, seguro estaria pegado a locke. ese wey es el unico que entiende que onda ahi.
3.- si charly deja la heroina, yo puedo dejar de fumar.
asi que cualquier comentario sobre o que pasa despues, porfavor abstengalo. ya estoy empezando la temprada 2 y quiero saber que pasa por la tv. asi que NO ME CUENTEN!!!!
por su atencion gracias.
p.d. maldito jack ( y malditos lost tambien!!! por eso estan en una isla, se lo merecen todos!!!)
p.d.2 esta vez no hay itunes.. escribi rapido el post para irme a ver 24
p.d.3 Si jack bauer esta cabron, jack el de lost es un teto.. he dicho!! y se aguantan!!
p.d.4 pero no.. en el facebook no caere!!! nooooooo!!! ( lo mismo dije de 24, chale!!)
p.d.5 ahora se llama tup tu turuu!! tup tu turu!! y que!!
